“The False Advertising Industry” – the people who gave us penis enlargement creams and hair-loss cures – reveal the shocking truth about what is allowed in “Natural” food.

Sheeple, listen, you can’t take the food manufacturer’s word for it. They’re just out to make a buck. They don’t care about your health. They don’t care about you.

As a rule of thumb, if it comes in a box or a bag and your grandma wouldn’t recognise it as food then there’s a good chance the stuff has been created in a petri-dish by a modern day Dr. Frankenstein. Or at the very least has been pumped with hormones and had some colourants and preservatives thrown at it.

So, don’t be fooled by unscrupulous copy-writing, remember that a lot of healthy food isn’t actually healthy and learn
how to decode food labels.

Oh, and don’t be scared to eat a vegetable now and again, dough-boy.